1.Permanent Head Damage，永久性脑残
2.Pig Has Dream，猪也有梦想
3.Public Hated Degree，没人喜欢
4.Patiently Hoping for a Degree，耐心等待
5.Pathetic Homeless Dreamer，可怜又无家可归，但是还有梦想～
6.Professorship? hah! Dream on!，想要教职？做春秋大梦去吧
7.Probably Headed for Divorce，可能要和另一半分手
8.Parents have Debts，父母还会欠债
9.Proudly half Dead，半死了，却很自豪